Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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