This dress was meant to end up on your floor
where does the pee come out of this thing
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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