I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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