ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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