i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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