I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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