Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
People in love make me want to vomit
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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