Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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