all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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