What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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