Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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