I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
