Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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