Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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