So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Yo dont text me then not text me
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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