I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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