Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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