i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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