forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
as a side note pls kill me
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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