Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm like, not good at living.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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