found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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