Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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