I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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