sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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