So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
