so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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