Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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