He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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