I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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