I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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