What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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