hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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