We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Duck Duck Cougar?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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