I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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