Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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