The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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