quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
only if we run a train.
done.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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