It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
