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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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