I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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