O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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