they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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