roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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