I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
