This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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