so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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