no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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