i permit you to call me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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