think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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