pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Randomize
