I skipped work to stalk him.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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