sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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