I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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