Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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