I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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