Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize